Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle
You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.
the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded