onetinyhand:

duke silver.

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awwww-cute:

Apparently a bunch of baby bunnies are called a fluffle

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tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

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  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

16stolenxpaperthin:

You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

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whitetrashtiel:

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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